thumblock

a greco-roman wrestling move, originating from southwest florida, in which one grappler penetrates the other's asspipe with his thumb

throw in the thumblock!!

thumblock by Chuck Blonde January 5, 2008

double thumblock 

whilst doggystyling a female partner, insert both thumbs into anus and bend at the first knuclke joint of the the thumbs and pulling towards yourself

john wanted to fuck doggystyle but his girlfriend decided she wasnt into it. John then applied the double thumblock problem solved his girlfriend couldnt get away.

double thumblock by Dfuzed Cell September 19, 2009

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

thumbdick 

–noun (offensive)

1. a person with a penis the size of a thumb.
2. a stupid, irritating, jackass.

ftballrulz: WAna cyber ?
PalePumpkinHead: This is your mother, thumbdick.
ftballrulz: u r a bull dyke.

thumbdick by PalePumpkinHead December 15, 2008

thumbfucked 

To get a thumbs down vote on urban dictionary.

Someone just thumbfucked me on urban dictionary.

thumbfucked by jpg3 July 17, 2011

Thumbtack 

Some one who lies about everything and exaggerates the truth.

Zack Langford just told me that he had a threesome what a thumbtack

Thumbtack by Zachethethumbtack October 9, 2011

Flaming Thumbtack 

a synonym for the NFL Team, the Tennessee Titans. This is due to the fact that their logo bears an uncanny resemblance to a flaming thumbtack. Brought to the mainstream by Gregg Easterbrook, of Tuesday Morning Quarterback fame.

"The Flaming Thumbtacks are gonna go all the way this year with Vince Young leading the way!"

Flaming Thumbtack by bizell May 27, 2008