The unfortunate result of putting your trust in an inadequate, narcissistic, underqualified, over-selling, severely under-delivering, dangerous, self serving prick that you're left feeling unimpressed, disappointed, dissatisfied, ripped off and screwed over.
Wow, Mike Pence and the GOP got seriously Trumpfucked this Friday. Melania isn't alone in feeling that way!!!!
The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
Portmanteau of "dumbfuck" and "Trump", describing uneducated working class people who, against their better interests, fervently support Donald Trump often out of mere spite for intellectuals and liberals. They refuse to listen to any argument about how electing a wealthy oligarch is bad for them as poor people and that Republican politicians have nothing but contempt for them and are actively trying to take away their health care. They will respond to such educated and logical arguments with cries of "Hillary's e-mails" and "Benghazi".
Bob is a working class landscaper who would benefit from socialism but still supports Trump, he's such a trumfuck.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.