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The orange cheese dusted penis after a long vigorous cheeto induced masturbation session.
My wife came home and caught me with trumpdick, and all of the kid's cheetos missing
by Chestercheeto69 September 09, 2017
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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One who is gaudy, trashy, unimportant, or otherwise unimpressive in any discernible fashion despite being loud, brash, abrasive, and over-confident.
Also has yeti pubes.
Todd is such a Trumpdick he sent Tammy pictures of his wang- now everyone is laughing at him.
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A dick so small that it resembles Donald Trump’s belly button weird ass shaped micro penis
Fuck i am so dissapoomted,he’s got that Trump dick
Omg i am so sorry
by Epicureanhoe November 03, 2020
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An orange dick that requires it’s owner to be spanked, get a golden shower, and take a shit load of viagra to become erect.
We were going to hook up but he had trump dick.
by Juan Carlos Boise May 03, 2019
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Meant to convey large size and power of the offending monster, but afterall, it's just what it says, e.g.-- "look up tinydick"...?..?
Jason thought Trump was the Megashit Most, but honestly , the Prez was just "Trumpfucking" with his tiny hands, er that is, his "Trumpdick
by Trumpbuster March 27, 2018
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