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Muddy throbber

When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.
Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.
Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

Throbbed 

A massive erection obtained while taking a boner pill such as Viagara, Cialis, or any other erection enhancer.
I popped a boner pill last night and was throbbed out of control for like 36 hours.
Throbbed by Rusticulis January 10, 2013

blue vein throbber 

when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.
come here baby, and relieve this big "blue vein throbber".
blue vein throbber by randall March 21, 2003

Throbbie 

Where a sleeping male awakes to find a large/pulsating erection (throbbie) showing through his jeans, usually in public.
Sleeping on a flight to Vegas seemed like a good idea, until I was awoken to hysterical laughter at the throbbie I'd developed.
Throbbie by Legend4Life December 23, 2011
Scots. A derogatory term for a contemptible and stupid person. It's origins derive from the aroused state of the penis and hence is used only as a term of abuse for males; although as the genders are becoming harder to distinguish in certain housing schemes in and around the city of Glasgow this can no longer be guaranteed. If one is behaving in a ridiculous manner, and apparently irritable to everyone in the vicinity, one can expected to be denounced as a 'throbber'.
Heh Bawbag, stope actin' like a throbber.
throbber by Erchie McGeakle December 27, 2005