randall's definitions

futondom

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

by Randall November 1, 2004

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

by randall December 9, 2003

shut up meyers!

the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers

sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."

dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"

by randall November 6, 2004

plume butt

A person who suffers from plume butt often. This is usually the result of repeated anal sex.

That fag Joey is a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005

lizard

womans pussy, cunt, southern slang for clit.

damn, that girl has a big lizard.

by randall March 21, 2003

adrenaline zone

A gaming mecca for all those who hang out at Harvard Square to come and play computer games over a lan. commonly reffered to as AZ by the regualars

"Hey Randall, wanna go down to the adrenaline zone after school? I heard Arndt and Lee are gonna be there..."

"sure Noah."

by Randall October 16, 2003

revamp

redo; change; update; upgrade

Jestespawn needs to revamp his website as to not look like the copy cats Jared and Grant's websites.

by Randall October 26, 2003