randall's definitions

Funky Butt Pirate

Extremely GAY male who openly displays his gayness with freakishly GAY attire.

Look at that Funky Butt Pirate wearing that Gay green and white feather boa and a hot pink shirt with nut cutting khaki shorts. I'm sure he's a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005

plume butt

A person who suffers from plume butt often. This is usually the result of repeated anal sex.

That fag Joey is a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005

cock block

When some dude is about to fucking rail you in the ass, but you slide your hand in at the last second to block the cock!

He ripped off my pants and bent me over, but I pulled a cock block.

by Randall March 5, 2005

man pile

when a woman has a lot of pubic hair and is wearing tight pants giving the illusion of a penis bulge

I thought that chick was a tranvestite but she just had a man pile.

by Randall January 24, 2005

Ko5

The pwn; The mad ownerer; 1337, uber 1337

Ko5 pwns j00
Ko5 owns you
You are a nub the Ko5 isnt

by Randall December 24, 2004

kook

Someone who knows alot about a little talked about subject in order to feel superior to others.

K Keepers
O of
O odd
K Knowledge

Many Barry went on and on about that 9/11 conspiracy theory. He's quite a kook.

by Randall December 18, 2004

lump

A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.

Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.

by Randall November 22, 2004