three s's

Shit, Shower, and Shave

What all men (should) do before going out or after waking up.

Bush: Hey man, you ready to go?

Zach: Give me 30 minutes, I gotta go through the three s's of manhood.

three s's by ShadowMonkey July 16, 2008

Three S's

Shoot, Shovel and Shut up

Labyrinthine federal endangered species regulations may lead a few ranchers to control wolves with the three S's method.

Three S's by Otho August 14, 2012

The three s's 

Shit, shower, and shave

After work I've gotta run home to do the three s's before I go out!

The three s's by Kib August 19, 2006

The Three S’s 

Sex,snuggle, and sleep

Nick: Hey girl wanna do the three s’s with me?
Ellie: Bitch no you got STDs

The Three S’s by ratlover213 October 8, 2022

Three Eyed Raven’s Son 

A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.

How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!

Three Eyed Raven’s Son by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022

Liam's Three Step Plan 

Liam's plan to always get any girl:

1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.

I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!

Liam's Three Step Plan by WhiteRaper July 7, 2014

nanashi's three sizes 

32, 28, and 33 inches, from a relatively small hikikomori.

Charlie: "What are Nanashi's three sizes?"
Scott: "Those are questions that actually matter." sarcasm

nanashi's three sizes by Na_ September 28, 2013