Linus Torvalds is the genius from Finland who created Linux and wrote the first Linux kernel. He is an extremely talented programmer and yet he's very modest. (The guy doesn't even make a profit from any of the distributions of Linux out there.) He is the total opposite of Microsoft's Bill Gates (who fears the growth that Linux has experienced in the past 14 years). Linus is a creative, good natured programmer who derives satisfaction from putting out an open source OS that actually works. On the other hand, Bill Gates is an unoriginal person, who likes destroying small companies, and derives satisfaction from making grossly unnecessary gobs of money from selling software that crashes often.

Power to the penguin!

linus torvalds by RC January 17, 2005

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thorgal

guy with shitty midget dick. only like 1/8th of an inch short. Often confused with a tranny.

girl #1: Hey is that thorgal?
girl#2: ya. He has a midget dick though stay away

thorgal by Niggamanhair January 11, 2014

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Thoralf

If you're named Thoralf you probably eat raw meat for breakfast. Thoralf has a larger penis than the average scandinavian male. This fact makes him a hot object for MILF's when jogging in his speedos on the beach.

Wow, did you see that guy in speedo, he must be a Thoralf!

Thoralf by Jonny Calzone April 27, 2010

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