RC's definitions
Linus Torvalds is the genius from Finland who created Linux and wrote the first Linux kernel. He is an extremely talented programmer and yet he's very modest. (The guy doesn't even make a profit from any of the distributions of Linux out there.) He is the total opposite of Microsoft's Bill Gates (who fears the growth that Linux has experienced in the past 14 years). Linus is a creative, good natured programmer who derives satisfaction from putting out an open source OS that actually works. On the other hand, Bill Gates is an unoriginal person, who likes destroying small companies, and derives satisfaction from making grossly unnecessary gobs of money from selling software that crashes often.
Power to the penguin!
by RC January 17, 2005
Get the linus torvaldsmug. 
A person who collects books, newspapers, articles, journals, ebooks, webpages, magazines or any medium of information but has never read them or does not plan to read them in the future. Just collects all kinds of information which will eventually clutter up his/her bookshelf, filing cabinet, drawer, chest, binder, hard-drive, floppy disk, cd, house etc.
Similar to an info junkie who collects all kind of information, but unlike an info junkie who uses the information, an information pack rat accomplishes nothing.
A person who takes out 10 library books at a time and reads none of them is kind of like an information pack rat except he/she does not get to keep the books.
Similar to an info junkie who collects all kind of information, but unlike an info junkie who uses the information, an information pack rat accomplishes nothing.
A person who takes out 10 library books at a time and reads none of them is kind of like an information pack rat except he/she does not get to keep the books.
Man! I have so many books on diverse subjects like philosophy , mathematics, cooking, rock n' roll history and politics and I've never finished reading either of them. Now I'm out $500 for buying these books and know nothing new. I'm such an information pack rat
by RC September 28, 2005
Get the information pack ratmug. Sheesh Ninja Disaster, you have to do some research before blasting Mensa members like that.
True: Mensa is an organization for people with high IQs. Their requirement for entry is that their potential members must score within the top 2% in their standardized intelligence test.
False: Unlike some people would have you believe not all Mensa members are snobbish assholes. Also, their meetings are not just about academic endeavors . Many of them know that being extremely intelligent can be socially awkward so their meetings are a chance for these members meet other socially awkard intelligent people and do normal everyday things that regular "Schmoes" like you and I would do.
True: Mensa is an organization for people with high IQs. Their requirement for entry is that their potential members must score within the top 2% in their standardized intelligence test.
False: Unlike some people would have you believe not all Mensa members are snobbish assholes. Also, their meetings are not just about academic endeavors . Many of them know that being extremely intelligent can be socially awkward so their meetings are a chance for these members meet other socially awkard intelligent people and do normal everyday things that regular "Schmoes" like you and I would do.
Famous Mensa members:
-Asia Carrera (famous pornstar)
-Geena Davis (famous actress)
-Jodie Foster (do I need to explain?)
etc.
-Asia Carrera (famous pornstar)
-Geena Davis (famous actress)
-Jodie Foster (do I need to explain?)
etc.
by RC April 20, 2005
Get the mensamug. A break period used to go masturbate because you're aroused or your mind is preoccupied with sex. Typical among males. Jerk breaks are usually taken during periods of light physical activity and intense brain activity such as studying for a midterm, writing an essay, reading a book for your book report, filling out tedious income tax forms, or what have you.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Man I've been reading this same fucking page for fifteen minutes and I've got a big boner and can't concentrate. I think this calls for a jerk break. JERK BREAK!
Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
by RC May 3, 2006
Get the jerk breakmug. Related to methamphetamine, crank, gilly. If you've ever met a hardcore tweaker they'll report seeing monsters and other hallucinations after being up on the drug for days. Some call them the gillymonster.
fuck dude this one time i was up for 5 days straight and the fucking gillymonster was going to fucking get me!
by RC November 3, 2004
Get the gillymonstermug. Simple to learn, high-level, object-oriented programming language.
Many 1000 page doorstops are available for teaching this language. (I'm not poking fun at these books. Some of them are actually useful.)
Many 1000 page doorstops are available for teaching this language. (I'm not poking fun at these books. Some of them are actually useful.)
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
boozeType beerBrand;
if(cash)
buy_beer(beerBrand);
else
bum_beer_off_buddies();
do
{
beer++;
}while(sober);
return 0;
}
using namespace std;
int main()
{
boozeType beerBrand;
if(cash)
buy_beer(beerBrand);
else
bum_beer_off_buddies();
do
{
beer++;
}while(sober);
return 0;
}
by RC February 6, 2005
Get the c++mug.