If you're named Thoralf you probably eat raw meat for breakfast. Thoralf has a larger penis than the average scandinavian male. This fact makes him a hot object for MILF's when jogging in his speedos on the beach.
by Jonny Calzone April 27, 2010
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Get the Thoralf mug.Toralf is a Norwegian Ski coach name, one has to be a Norwegian ski coach to be named Toralf. Toralf comes from Torulf which comes from Torjus. Before you say Toralf, you have to say fy faan infront. Like "fy faan Toralf".
by vilf November 4, 2009
Get the Toralf mug.Toralf is the super hot guy that everyone likes. He will always be invested in one certain sport, and he will be amazing at this sport. Toralf is a genius, and will always be there in your times of need. All Toralf's also have huge dicks, and get all the women. Toralf's are often spotted in Spain and other countries were he can get tan, with at least 4 sidechicks around him. Toralf will sometimes tan naked, so that he is completely tan, and if he does so, the sidechicks will also be naked around him.
Dude 1: Man, that guy really rocks at hockey! And he has 4 hot chicks cheering for him!
Dude 2: Yeah, he's probably a Toralf.
Dude 2: Yeah, he's probably a Toralf.
by GeniusAsainMastermind February 28, 2017
Get the Toralf mug.A unit of measurement, often used as a bartering tool among schoolchildren. It is less than half of a cigarette, but more than 'threes' (one third) which one person will share with another.
Jack: "Save me half on that cigarette please?"
Joe: "No, I want more than half, I'll save you threes"
Jack: "I don't want threes, that's not enough"
Joe: "Fine, I'll save you thralf then"
Jack: "Okay"
Joe: "No, I want more than half, I'll save you threes"
Jack: "I don't want threes, that's not enough"
Joe: "Fine, I'll save you thralf then"
Jack: "Okay"
by Shhhhhhh17 April 12, 2009
Get the Thralf mug.A spooky hybrid between a Thoralf and a traditional norwegian waffle. The result is a gyllinj destroying alpha waffle-male that gets all the gyllinj in his speedo on the beach.
by Thorlaff December 6, 2017
Get the Thorlaff mug.Thoralace (noun): a fictional secretion that is produced by the vagina in excess of IV drug users to ward off bear; a fake word someone uses to tell an elaborate lie to their friend.
Connor, don’t you know that the vagina can literally repel bears as long as a woman around you uses meth on the regular with a chemical called Thoralace?
by GotchaYouGullibleHoe April 6, 2022
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