Typornography 

Using letters, numbers and symbols to portray human genitalia and/or a sexual act.

Jane Doe: "Hey John, what do you want to do with me tonight?"

John Smith: 3==D~~ ({})

This picture depicts the male penis ejaculating (cumming) in the direction of the female vagina using Typornography!

Ben: "What'd you do to upset Karen?"
John Smith: "Wrote her an email in Typornography..."

Typornography by ANess July 17, 2009

thornography 

The art of filming thorns in sexual positions

Did you see that man stick his thorn in that one slut? That's some good thornography there

thornography by markmeshark October 20, 2010

thornography 

Adult movies or when a loved one dons a god of thunder costume for a romantic liaison

‘Thor lightening strikes twice is top notch thornography

My wife made me dress up as the god of thunder last night it was like being a thornography star

thornography by Mansinu July 26, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022