A portmanteau describing a teenager's moustache that ranges from faint to very noticeable, but never thick enough to look even remotely good. It remains until the person shaves for the first time.
That guy has such a teenstache, I wish he'd buy a razor.
Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.
A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."
Ultimate prepared human main that have a extreme resistant of cringe and willing to help random peoples clueless kids.
And having a shitty monthly payment. 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓
Kid: Ah..Theacher?
Theacher: Okay what again?
Kid: I want to go to the bathroom
Theacher: Okay go then
Kid: I need help for pee
Theacher: Yare yare daze
A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to trust him whole-heartedly, to an extent that he or she would put their life in the hands of the stache holder
Man: says nothing ** wiggles trustache**
Woman: don't worry about a condom... I trust you...