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thestache by ThestacheHater April 21, 2021
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teenstache
A portmanteau describing a teenager's moustache that ranges from faint to very noticeable, but never thick enough to look even remotely good. It remains until the person shaves for the first time.
teenstache by D_C_ August 28, 2006
Chestache
(chěs'tāsh', chə-stāsh') -noun.
Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.
A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.
A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."
"I love running my fingers through his chestache."
"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"
"I love running my fingers through his chestache."
"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"
Chestache by Smart as Shat May 25, 2009
Textache
I am unable to carry on with this ludicrous confab due to the fact that I have an unmistakable textache.
Textache by TOPTOBOTTOM69 August 23, 2016
Theacher
Ultimate prepared human main that have a extreme resistant of cringe and willing to help random peoples clueless kids.
And having a shitty monthly payment. 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓
And having a shitty monthly payment. 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓
Kid: Ah..Theacher?
Theacher: Okay what again?
Kid: I want to go to the bathroom
Theacher: Okay go then
Kid: I need help for pee
Theacher: Yare yare daze
Theacher: Okay what again?
Kid: I want to go to the bathroom
Theacher: Okay go then
Kid: I need help for pee
Theacher: Yare yare daze
Trustache
A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to trust him whole-heartedly, to an extent that he or she would put their life in the hands of the stache holder
Trustache by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011
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