thestache

Pickle Rick Smoke Player

Man that guy wasted his money on the Pickle Rick Smoke skin? What a thestache.

by ThestacheHater April 21, 2021

teenstache

A portmanteau describing a teenager's moustache that ranges from faint to very noticeable, but never thick enough to look even remotely good. It remains until the person shaves for the first time.

That guy has such a teenstache, I wish he'd buy a razor.

by D_C_ August 28, 2006

shestache

A female mustache. Usually appears on a girl's upper lip when she missing her waxing appointment.

"Mary, I don't care how big your rack is, you're never getting laid with that shestache."

by J.O. May 2, 2006

Chestache

(chěs'tāsh', chə-stāsh') -noun.

Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.

A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.

"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."

"I love running my fingers through his chestache."

"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"

by Smart as Shat May 25, 2009

Textache

when your brain is fried from typing nonsensical answers to nonsensical questions

I am unable to carry on with this ludicrous confab due to the fact that I have an unmistakable textache.

by TOPTOBOTTOM69 August 23, 2016

Theacher

Ultimate prepared human main that have a extreme resistant of cringe and willing to help random peoples clueless kids.
And having a shitty monthly payment. 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓

Kid: Ah..Theacher?
Theacher: Okay what again?
Kid: I want to go to the bathroom
Theacher: Okay go then
Kid: I need help for pee
Theacher: Yare yare daze

by GLaDOS_ March 20, 2020

Trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to trust him whole-heartedly, to an extent that he or she would put their life in the hands of the stache holder

Man: says nothing ** wiggles trustache**
Woman: don't worry about a condom... I trust you...

by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011