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Textaphernia 

When you think you got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are ultimately a loner.
1. Dude I think my crush just texted me

2. Nope. textaphernia man.

3. Forever Alone
Textaphernia by DoubleD0711 February 14, 2014
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to send a ridiculous amount of texts to the same person in a matter of minutes

man 1:have you heard from john? ...i havent been able to get thru to him since his breakup with jenny

man2: oh you didnt hear?..jenny has been textacreing him
textacre by billy goat jr March 12, 2009
Taking a picture of ones balls or junk and sending it via text message to someone.
Dude Jake and Angie broke up. He got caught sending a textacle to some other chick.
Textacle by De'scuvottino September 21, 2013

Testache 

The hair directly above and generally around a man's testicles, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.
"Did you see his pubes in the locker room? He's got them shaved into a handlebar, I swear. A real testache."
Testache by SHeathen December 25, 2009

Testache 

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.
That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.
Testache by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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