Textache

when your brain is fried from typing nonsensical answers to nonsensical questions

I am unable to carry on with this ludicrous confab due to the fact that I have an unmistakable textache.

by TOPTOBOTTOM69 August 23, 2016

Textaphernia

When you think you got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are ultimately a loner.

1. Dude I think my crush just texted me

2. Nope. textaphernia man.

3. Forever Alone

by DoubleD0711 February 14, 2014

textacre

to send a ridiculous amount of texts to the same person in a matter of minutes

man 1:have you heard from john? ...i havent been able to get thru to him since his breakup with jenny

man2: oh you didnt hear?..jenny has been textacreing him

by billy goat jr March 12, 2009

Textacle

Taking a picture of ones balls or junk and sending it via text message to someone.

Dude Jake and Angie broke up. He got caught sending a textacle to some other chick.

by De'scuvottino September 21, 2013

Testache

The hair directly above and generally around a man's testicles, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.

"Did you see his pubes in the locker room? He's got them shaved into a handlebar, I swear. A real testache."

by SHeathen December 25, 2009

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003