J.O.'s definitions

thin white duke

Musical persona used by the Undisputable greatest musical artist of all-time, David Bowie, which was created in the late 70's. The Thin White Duke was Bowie at his musical peak, clouded by a cocaine-induced haze in which he recorded the album, "Station to Station," but claims not recalling doing so, due to his excessive cocaine use. Arguably the most controversial and darkest of Bowie characters.

Guy who knows nothing about music: "Hey, wouldn't you agree that Eminem's Slim Shady character is the greatest musical persona of all-time."

Guy who knows music: "Hell no, shithead, the Thin White Duke is far more abstract, musically talented, and creative. PWNED!"

by J.O. May 2, 2006

Stargate

It's kind of a ring thing, comes with a "dialer". You hit the symbols, it spins around, lights come on... kinda flushes sideways. See below for usage:

We've got hostiles, repeat, we've got hostiles! Get to the Stargate and DIAL!!! NOW!!

by J.O. November 10, 2003

shestache

A female mustache. Usually appears on a girl's upper lip when she missing her waxing appointment.

"Mary, I don't care how big your rack is, you're never getting laid with that shestache."

by J.O. May 2, 2006

hot kids

Semen, ejaculatory fluids, cum

She wants hot kids.

by J.O. May 22, 2006

Superiffic

Something that is super and terrific

That Gary Busey movie with the robots and lesbians was totally superiffic!

by J.O. May 2, 2006