teenstache

A portmanteau describing a teenager's moustache that ranges from faint to very noticeable, but never thick enough to look even remotely good. It remains until the person shaves for the first time.

That guy has such a teenstache, I wish he'd buy a razor.

by D_C_ August 28, 2006

teen stache

A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with frenchman

Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

TeenAche

The FEELING (of/and) PAIN of a (or) being a, TEENAGER

"Man i was really feeling teenache last night"

by TeenAche December 18, 2018

tweenstache

a mustache on any aged guy that looks like the man does not know how to shave. a mustache but not intentionally.

He needs to shave his tweenstache. It's gross.

by curlsmcdurls November 13, 2007

Teethstache

Someone who has horse teeth or their teeth make up 80% of their face.

CH: Have you seen Reena? She has super straight, big white teeth!

AP: The B**** has a teethstache.

by Dvalyn January 22, 2011

Testache

The hair directly above and generally around a man's testicles, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.

"Did you see his pubes in the locker room? He's got them shaved into a handlebar, I swear. A real testache."

by SHeathen December 25, 2009

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003