therapizza 

When it’s been a rough day but now it’s all good because you ordered some pizza

Gonna need a therapizza session after today bro

therapizza by jhanson86 September 1, 2021

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

self therapize by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

therapize 

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

therapize by sop22667 July 17, 2019

therapize 

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

therapize by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

therapize 

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

therapize by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

Therapize 

To attempt to perform therapy on someone.

"Don't try to therapize me!"
"I'm going to therapize Petey. He's too dependant on human touch."

Therapize by Therapize August 19, 2014

Therapize 

When a hair-stylist listens to his/her customer's problems and drama while giving input to comfort or rectify the issues.

1. I can't wait for my hair-stylist to therapize me this afteroon of all my drama during my sick cut.

2. My client sure needed alot of therapizing in the salon this morning. I almost jacked up her corn rows with all the crap she was spewing out.

Therapize by Donor32 February 15, 2010