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self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.
I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.
self therapize by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

therapize 

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.
- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great
therapize by sop22667 July 17, 2019

therapize 

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.
Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!
therapize by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

therapize 

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.
therapize by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

Therapize 

To attempt to perform therapy on someone.
"Don't try to therapize me!"
"I'm going to therapize Petey. He's too dependant on human touch."
Therapize by Therapize August 19, 2014

Therapize 

When a hair-stylist listens to his/her customer's problems and drama while giving input to comfort or rectify the issues.
1. I can't wait for my hair-stylist to therapize me this afteroon of all my drama during my sick cut.

2. My client sure needed alot of therapizing in the salon this morning. I almost jacked up her corn rows with all the crap she was spewing out.
Therapize by Donor32 February 15, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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