Therajizz 

Getting a shot of cum in the mouth to relieve sore throat.

Would you like a shot of therajizz for that sore throat?

Therajizz by Dr. Doan March 17, 2011

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

self therapize by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

therapize 

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

therapize by sop22667 July 17, 2019

therapize 

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

therapize by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

therapize 

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

therapize by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

thejizzinyourear 

A slang term meaning that one has been misinformed or hearing amount of bullshit or false information by itself. Not to be confused with ejaculation in one's ear or earwax.

Example 1:"You think bush actually did a good job because your republican friend told you that, well that's just the thejizzinyourear."

Example 2: "Stacy isn't cheating on you, well that's just the thejizzinyourear."

thejizzinyourear by Zyonryu October 25, 2010

TheRizzler 

TheRizzler was born January 1, 1. TheRizzler is a megalomaniac who a chick magnet, irresistible man that no man or women can resist having sex with this man One's ability to seduce a potential usually female love interest. TheRizzler became the president in the year 2151 by seducing all the goverment in one night. TheRizzler is the inventor of NNN(No Nut November) Just to make men and women suffer so they have to handle not being seduced by him.

TheRizzler seduced the entire world because nobody could resist his RIZZ!

TheRizzler by Dominicsexual January 25, 2023