Therapizer

A person who analyzes mundane situations and turns them into an opportunity for therapy

Avery: I really don’t feel like shooting the ball through the hoop…

Makenna: Hey, if that ball were you, would you want to be thrown in the correct direction?

Avery: Whatt? I don-

Makenna: Exactly, of course you would, so think of yourself as this ball and throw it up up and away!!

Avery: Ugh, your such a therapizer

by AllisonAveryham June 11, 2023

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

therapize

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

by sop22667 July 17, 2019

therapize

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

therapize

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

theraperized

Getting advice from a friend when you really need to go see a therapist.

person 1: "My husband told me he was gay when we were having sex."

person 2: "Girl, you need to be theraperized!"

by Pbedesem January 10, 2008

therapise

to perform therapy on someone prenounced (ther-a-pize)

i therapised someone today by puting them into a trance

by Hannah Morris September 26, 2007