therapize

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

by sop22667 July 17, 2019

therapize

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 8, 2007

therapize

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

Therapize

To attempt to perform therapy on someone.

"Don't try to therapize me!"
"I'm going to therapize Petey. He's too dependant on human touch."

by Therapize August 20, 2014

therap

What a therapist does to it’s patients

The therapist is here to therap you Bob!

by 21 = hairline October 7, 2019

Therapize

When a hair-stylist listens to his/her customer's problems and drama while giving input to comfort or rectify the issues.

1. I can't wait for my hair-stylist to therapize me this afteroon of all my drama during my sick cut.

2. My client sure needed alot of therapizing in the salon this morning. I almost jacked up her corn rows with all the crap she was spewing out.

by Donor32 February 15, 2010

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017