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The Uncle Larry 

Ice cubes 4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi
When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
The Uncle Larry by The Uncle Larry August 13, 2015

The Uncle Dan 

The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.
“Goddammit! I just got a ‘The Uncle Dan’”
“What’d he do?!”
“He tried to wedgie me in the family Christmas dinner!!”

The Uncle Joe 

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.
No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!
The Uncle Joe by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

The Uncle Roger 

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…
Met this girl last night at the bar …
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing
The Uncle Roger by Wan21 November 23, 2021

The Uncle Sam 

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.
I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."
The Uncle Sam by JoZG October 20, 2008

The Uncle Floyd Show

a show airing in New Jersey and New York, produced by comedian Floyd Vivino from 1974 to 1998. Target audiences include children, stoners, geniuses, weirdos, and creeps in general. Funniest show ever.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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