The Three 

That one group of three friends that talk shit about everyone they meet.

i.e Abbie, Kassidy, and Colton

No the three, she wasn't looking in the wrong town...

The Three by Sour Pickle May 5, 2017

the three 

that trio casually known for bullshit and that suddenly became a key part. those people you say whatever comes into your head, who listen to you talk about topics unknown to them but who do it because they see how passionate you are, who try to help you when you are in trouble and put up with you while scleri for an ex, to a book or for gamers. those people you want to hug whenever you don't need to, but you can't because they're not there with you. damn the distance to shit. why can't we teleport?

it doesn't matter if we won't talk anymore, if the plans we are making fail or whatever. I will remember you as "those idiots I met on twitter and who made those years a little happier". we are the three whores, the mafia family, the mary code, 🍷kalvossi🍷, the bastard temptresses, the quario and it's us. ross touches that you look more serious, alice instead you finish those books. I love you. A year of us

"The three are sluts"

the three by janara.bucchin September 2, 2021

The Three C’s 

The Three C’s - The Three C’s are: clicks, clout, and cash.

Currently HATE sells better than SEX in America. Although the combination of HATE and SEX really sells.

Find a small group of people that can’t easily defend themselves; make them a scape goat in the 21st century American culture wars; attack them in as many arenas as possible; and, then solicit funds for your cause in every imaginable arena possible.

The HATE will get you “clicks” on your website; the CLICKS will get you “clout”and elevate your hatred in the arena of public discourse and social mediums; and, the CLOUT will earn you “cash” for your progrom.

Use the cash to by judges — especially in Supreme Courts — power, influence and friends in high places.

What could possibly go wrong?

This is how, for example, a few parents can ban thousands of books that they, surely, haven’t read.

And they don’t want anyone to read them. Why expand your mind and think? There are many people willing to tell you exactly what is right.

God help us all.

Every time we have lived a “movie” like this; the ending inevitably includes mass casualty events.

Maybe we should all read All of the books on every banned book list so we can learn exactly what they don’t want us to know.

I’m singling out my hatred of persnickety liberal vegans on all of my social media for The Three C’s: clicks, clout, and cash. But really, I just want to buy a new car.

The Three C’s by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 30, 2023

The Three Kings 

Notorious hacker cult with origins (purportedly) in the state of Florida. No one is quite sure who the "3 kings" actually are, but they have made a name for themselves by coding unstoppably malicious computer viruses and laying tons of hot chicks. Often abbreviated as t3k

Norton has detected a virus: 3Kings.Bluesky.Trojan, I'm screwed. It's the Three Kings.

The Three Kings by berkeleyHelpDesk March 1, 2009

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver 

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

The "Three-Week" theory

The "Three-Week" theory is a developmental hypothesis stating that any obsession that occurs past the length of three consecutive weeks will become cemented within the personality and manner of the obsessor.

The "Three-Week" theory begins with an individual learning about or re familiarizing themselves with a certain subject. This subject can be a person, place, thing, or idea. The obsessor throws their entire physical, mental, and spiritual selves into the study, following, and application of said subject. While most cases of hardcore obsession cease after a period spanning anywhere from fifteen minutes to two weeks, the obsessors in these cases prolong their obsession to the length of a three-week period. Once this three week period is hit, the obsession has been proven to occupy a small but significant portion of the obsessors brain. At this point, the impact of the obsession will now become long-lasting, or in some cases, permanent. Most obsessors may be aware after the three-week period that their obsession has reached the point of no return, though some obsessors lack the self-awareness to recognize the unnatural nature of their obsession.

Friend 1: I can't believe Jennifer's still obsessed with Jacob Sartorius. I thought it was just a joke but it's been three whole weeks.

Friend 2: According to the "Three-Week" theory, there's no stopping her obsession now.

The "Three-Week" theory by William Bradley Pits May 25, 2021

The three s's 

Shit, shower, and shave

After work I've gotta run home to do the three s's before I go out!

The three s's by Kib August 19, 2006