Theoradical: Is an idea or theory that by the normal perceptions of the group you are within, is far too odd, weird, freaky, or simply radical to be accepted by the group of friends. "Theoradical" ideas are usually spouted by paranoid, crazy or slightly mentally disturbed people. Also people who under the influence of drugs are often prone to saying "theoradical" ideas.
It can also mean an idea that seems too “off-the-wall” to be taken seriously. At the time of the idea, few wish to believe it can work. A theoradical idea can sometimes be proven, but not all the time.
Daniel: Hay guys I just got paid and think we should all go for a “little” fun. But since I don’t feel like picking where it happens, I just ask you guys to pick.
Davon: We should totally go to the mall or something like that.
Tommy: Or could party on the moon with a bunch of space chicks and giant robots from sony.
Daniel: Seriously man, enough of your stupid theoradical ramblings! Now could someone please bring a relevant idea to the table?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.