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The Late-Night Pitter-Patter 

Not for the faint of heart. When one roommate openly wrongs another in a irreversible fashion, the victimized roommate is then entitled to cause severe emotional and physical stress by slapping his roommate at an unruly time in the wee hours when he is sleeping. Note* the roommate doing the slapping is to do his best to make the other extremely paranoid, vulnerable, and scared to the point where his roommate will not get to sleep for an extended period of time. The person receiving the slapping may cuss, threaten, and even plea with his tormentor and would-be assailant to avoid the malicious attack. However, these wheelings and dealings must fall on deaf ears, as the aggressor mercilessly makes good on his the threat.

The phrase derives its name from the sound the roommate makes as he sneaks his way across the room to the bed of his unsuspecting pal.
You shouldn't have slept with my mom, now I'm going to give you The Late-Night Pitter-Patter of your life.

the late phoenix 

A master of his world, a creator, a god. Sexy as hell, too!
Oh, God, here comes the late phoenix... *faint* There are no examples or words for him!
the late phoenix by The Follower January 14, 2013

The Late JC 

1. A wannabe computer nerd who has alot of time on his hands. He has coined a few useless terms including; Chillicothe, Maddog Tannen, 8-bit, and the one and only B -Vice.
2. A socially awkward, gangly dude who will kick ya ass!!!............ at Mariokart.
3. One who tries to be funny but is not.
Man the late JC is fucking annoying, and why does he always mispelll stuff in his dictionary entries.
The Late JC by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005

The Late Show 

When your girl takes popcorn and copious amounts a butter, coats your cock in it, and then proceeds to eat/suck it all off
My girl decided to give me the Late Show while we watched the movie 🍿
The Late Show by Smooth and Cool November 20, 2018

the late 90s 

Justin: Have you hung out with Tom lately?
Jesse: No way not since the late 90s.

Jesse: Do you remember when it was cool to wear really baggy clothes, wear baseball caps backwards, and constantly use lame catchphrases in everyday conversation?
Tom: Wow that must've been like way before the late 90s!
the late 90s by bounce deezy March 2, 2012

The Late April Effect 

The Late April Effect or The Lapril Effect is a word for occurrences between 20-30th April, it seems we get really sad news at this time a year. Many great people die between this time and also really bad events happens.

Short examples of one of the most memorable events between 20-30th April.

Deaths
Adolf Hitler 30th
Tim Bergling (Avicii) 20th
Verne Troyer 21th

Events
Columbine High School massacre 20th
Earthquake in Kathmandu in Nepal, killing 8000, leaving over 100,000 homeless, destroying many historic sites. 25th
2011 Super Outbreak, 360 tornadoes, $12.2 billion in damages. 324 deaths and 3,100+ injuries. 25-28th
Oh no here comes The Late April Effect..

The word is mainly used at the date between 20-30th of April.
The Late April Effect by R1SK May 13, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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