the job

Regarding insider's knowledge in police work.

"Are you in the job?".

by Carlos Teran October 15, 2006

the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

ghosting the job

When a large group are assigned to a big rush job, one or more quietly disappear.. only to suddenly appear for a short while, as though performing tasks involved in the project. NOT! They are slipping off to text or other private tasks of their own. They are.. 'ghosting the job'.

Boss: 'Hey you guys - have you seen Russ or Dave?' Um.. yeah, they were just here a second ago.. but I can't see them now. Oh, here they come. Boss: 'You two are screwing the pooch! Quit ghosting the job and get busy!!'

by Century25 October 1, 2013

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

retired-on-the-job

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013

Killing the Job

Killing the Job is usually heard in a union shop environment when a worker is working way too fast. Working way too fast or even slightly faster than the minimum speed you can get away with takes work or paid for time away from other union members.

Union Worker 1: Holy fuck Man! You better tell Weed to slow the fuck down! Union Worker 2: You got that shit right, he's fucking killing the job!

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009

finish the job

the murder or death of any given person at any given time

heard charlie is given you problems, do you want me to finish the job?

by James Riddle Hoffa January 6, 2014