That's it... the dick's comin out. 

The ultimate form of revenge that a hammered dude can pull on his friends. All that needs to be done is saying, "That's it (pause) the dick's comin out." followed by the pulling out of his penis. A last resort type of revenge that cannot be topped, at least in the mind of the influenced.

(friend who has johns keys) Hey john did you lose your keys?
(John) ...don't you f**k with me. That's it... the dick's comin out.(pulls out penis)

That's it... the dick's comin out. by cemori November 16, 2011

cut to the dog's dick 

Get down to the nitty gritty

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

cut to the dog's dick by Texican1911 January 11, 2017

hotter than the devil's dick 

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.

Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!

hotter than the devil's dick by Lynniecat April 20, 2006

sucking on the Devil's dick 

Smoking crack. This drug is so potentially addictive that the pleasure you feel after a blast is so amazing that it is like a gift from heaven. This is quickly exchanged with a coming down which makes the user want that feeling back. He/She does whatever to get more and keeps sucking on the pipe, pop can or whatever else he/she can use to get the crack gas into their lungs/bloodstream again. Once no more crack can be found, the user goes into a deep state of depression and need which is like a trade off with the Devil. Great sensation given - temporarily - Terrible over-all feeling afterwards.

Candice: "I need to get more rock I think my boy will take this Dollarama vase for a twenty piece!

Dude: "Don't count on it girl, why don't you just stop sucking on the devil's dick, its killing you!"

sucking on the Devil's dick by psiscott April 26, 2006

drag one's dick through the coleslaw 

to joke, jest, pull one's leg

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

drag one's dick through the coleslaw by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

Who's Got the Dick?

(Noun) A drinking game that consists of at least two people or more. One participant will start to say, the phrase, "Who's Got the Dick?" while snapping their fingers on the upbeat of every whole note in 4/4 tempo. The other players, in unison, will then respond by pointing to the person who is closest to them and then shout "(-insert person's name who is closest-)'s Got the Dick!". Finally, the player who is the next closest (who has not yet said "Who's Got the Dick?" yet) will say "Who's Got the Dick?" and the cycle repeats.

At the party, they decided to play Who's Got the Dick?.

Who's Got the Dick? by McCrapper March 25, 2013

the Pope's dick 

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

the Pope's dick by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004