29 definitions by Webster Papadopolous

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.
Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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A confrontational way of saying "You're eyes have wandered onto me or something I have pride in, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly avert your gaze."
A contraction of what are you looking at
*a pimped our ride rolls up with the bass thumping and the uncool one dares to look*
by Webster Papadopolous July 14, 2004
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n. marijuana

Derived from the code: "Cousin Herb", or herb. Used when trying to score a bag when you are parinoid that someone might be listening.
Do you think you could get ahold of your cousin for me?
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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n. marijuana

code playing off of the similar spelling of the name Herb and the word herb (which is a common slang name for marijuana)
I was talking to my cousin Herb last night, and we had a very interesting conversation.
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.
I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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describes a person who is wearing shorts and has skinny ugly legs, so it looks like they are "riding a chicken"
Oh Man! I know its summer, and its hot and all, but that guy is riding a chicken!
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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