29 definitions by Webster Papadopolous

describes a person who is wearing shorts and has skinny ugly legs, so it looks like they are "riding a chicken"
Oh Man! I know its summer, and its hot and all, but that guy is riding a chicken!
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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A tan achieved by using a self tanning product, usually made evident by an unnatural orange hue. The alternative to skin cancer, or being called a ghost.
Not to be confused with a shake'n'bake tan.
That chick was really hot, but the bottle tan made her look like some sort of amazon oompa-loompa.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.
My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"
Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.
by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004
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I could care less
Usually used when someone is being overly dramatic and is explaining the extreme action they are planning to do in response to a situation that they think you should care a lot about, but still somehow you don't
similar to "that's just fine with me"
Not to be confused with "that's okay"
You little brats don't appreciate one thing I do around here! I go out of my way to try to make you a nice dinner each night, and all you can do is complain! Well from now on you can just eat bologna sandwiches because I'm through!
That's okay with me
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n. an unofficial recording of a concert

This term originated with smugglers and thieves who would hide things in the leg of their boots. It evolved to mean a pirated version of something. Some liberal bands such as the Grateful Dead, and more recently Phish and Pearl Jam allow fans to record their concerts, and distibute these recordings freely as long as they are not sold. Fans refer to such recordings as "bootlegs", even though they are legal.
Hey man, I got this funky Phish bootleg from Roseland, hook me up with that Europe '72 Dead show and I'll burn you a copy.
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.
Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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