the beavin 

it can take the place of any noun that you want it to

while playing poker, i went all-in after the flop with 5 2. my friend called with ace king. when i flipped my cards over i shouted haha the beavin

the beavin by paul brusati October 18, 2008

The Belvin Effect 

When you are telling a joke and someone turns it into a lesson.

Person A: I love pugs.
Person B: Actually, pugs are bred by humans, causing their brains are bigger than their brain cavity.
Person A: You always ruin it with the belvin effect.

The Belvin Effect by Ginger bot March 8, 2017

the beating stick 

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

the beating stick by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

The Beakings

The Beatles meet The Vikings
60's Pop rock music mixed with special sound effects and lyrics that are not understandable. Band members include Kindof Palking Ivonna Issue Static Bob Weaddababeeitsabob and Yiou.

Because of their experiments, The Beakings have a very distinguished band sound.

The Beakings by Hershey July 26, 2004

The Bevinator 

The bevinator is a mythical creature who will come and snatch up your bev, he will crush your bev, and fuck your ass.

Dan: I got this bev at the store, it's really tasty
Joe: Don't let the bevinator see that, he'll get you
The Bevinator: What is up bitch

The Bevinator by ballsack puncher 334 January 13, 2025

bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie

You're trying to do the bush around the beating

bush around the beating by antiquing April 21, 2021

beating the gay allegations 

Used primarily on twitter to describe when someone does something that hints that they may be homosexual or commits a homosexual act. The response would usually be them getting called gay, so they would not be beating the gay allegations.

“Jeonghan said that the members of Seventeen are very good looking”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”

beating the gay allegations by eataeil July 14, 2021