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The Atlas Complex 

A state of mind in which a person believes that the 'world is on their shoulders' and are unable to deal with what they perceive as endless problems.
From Atlas, the Greek God who literally bore the world on his shoulders. Try being that poor bugger.
David: What's up, Mandy?
Mandy: Everything.
David: Woah seems you have a major case of the Atlas Complex.

that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.
Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

Tangerine ๐ŸŠ (Atlas); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release ใ€Šยคใ€‹. 

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Person 343: Tangerine ๐ŸŠ (Atlas); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release ใ€Šยคใ€‹.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan 

a strong drink: mixture of Bailey's Irish Cream and whiskey on the rocks. The only drink capable of being called "The Alaskan"
The Alaskan is the best drink ever.

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"