The Atlas
When you hold a girl up against a wall by lifting her with your thumb in her vagina or anus while you use your palm under her butt for support and then eat her out.
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The Atlas Complex
A state of mind in which a person believes that the 'world is on their shoulders' and are unable to deal with what they perceive as endless problems.
From Atlas, the Greek God who literally bore the world on his shoulders. Try being that poor bugger.
From Atlas, the Greek God who literally bore the world on his shoulders. Try being that poor bugger.
David: What's up, Mandy?
Mandy: Everything.
David: Woah seems you have a major case of the Atlas Complex.
Mandy: Everything.
David: Woah seems you have a major case of the Atlas Complex.
The Atlas Complex by NumoWrestler March 30, 2009
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that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt
What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.
Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt
that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt by heeeyyjohnny February 11, 2021
The mental atlas curse
The mental atlas curse means carrying entire worlds of thought that cannot be put down into words. (when your toughts arrive faster and deeper then your words can carry them)
The mental atlas curse means constant toughts and daydreams that cannot be stopped, and one that tries to explain with words of mouth fails every time. Being forced to live inside ones mind.
The mental atlas curse by Prodigy of lost souls June 21, 2026
Tangerine 🍊 (Atlas); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
The Alaskan
a strong drink: mixture of Bailey's Irish Cream and whiskey on the rocks. The only drink capable of being called "The Alaskan"
The Alaskan by akwakeboarder May 2, 2010
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