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The Atlas Complex 

A state of mind in which a person believes that the 'world is on their shoulders' and are unable to deal with what they perceive as endless problems.
From Atlas, the Greek God who literally bore the world on his shoulders. Try being that poor bugger.
David: What's up, Mandy?
Mandy: Everything.
David: Woah seems you have a major case of the Atlas Complex.

that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.
Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

The mental atlas curse

The mental atlas curse means carrying entire worlds of thought that cannot be put down into words. (when your toughts arrive faster and deeper then your words can carry them)
The mental atlas curse means constant toughts and daydreams that cannot be stopped, and one that tries to explain with words of mouth fails every time. Being forced to live inside ones mind.

Tangerine 🍊 (Atlas); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. 

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Person 343: Tangerine 🍊 (Atlas); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan 

a strong drink: mixture of Bailey's Irish Cream and whiskey on the rocks. The only drink capable of being called "The Alaskan"
The Alaskan is the best drink ever.