The Won 

You are the one.

Hey Brian, you are The Won.

or
Theo, do you want to be my The Won?

The Won by Krkič April 4, 2020

The won-ton soup 

The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.

When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.

The won-ton soup by Ling bi Ho ching January 1, 2012

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

wouldn't you know who won the pony by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

I WON THE ELECTION 

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

I WON THE ELECTION by millstone November 17, 2020

Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony

Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!

Wouldn't you know who won the pony by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020

Won the battle, lost the war 

When one is so concentrated into completing a task that he/she thought was so big, but at the end realized it was nothing compared to the big picture that he/she lost.

I've passed my exam, but lost a gf. I've won the battle, lost the war.

Won the battle, lost the war by One depressed dude December 12, 2009

demolition won the tag titles 

A response to something said that is already known to a number of people.

Person 1: "Amanda had to quit college because her grades sucked."

Person 2: "Oh really? By the way, Demolition lost the tag titles."

demolition won the tag titles by Dustin Robinson February 3, 2004