the turf

shitty fake grass in park slope where freshmen girls go to drink and smoke fake weed

lets go to the turf and get drunk off a white claw

the turf by jaredhj May 6, 2021

check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

check the quality of the turf by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

Off the turf 

1. When a turf horse race is moved to the dirt because of rainfall.

2. Also known as the New York Racing Association (NYRA)

Hurricane Swifty brought so much rain the Grade 1 Dave Weaver was moved "Off the Turf."

Off the turf by C mo Horses December 9, 2018

The Churf ‘n Turf 

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

The Churf ‘n Turf by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

The Greatest Show On Turf 

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.

"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"

The Greatest Show On Turf by bigjimdx October 14, 2005

I may be from the bog but Im not turf 

Refers to people living in the Irish countryside or just outside Dublin. Sarcasm - Im not thick

Are you serious? I may be from the bog but Im not turf

I may be from the bog but Im not turf by higgobia October 26, 2011

The Rusty Surf and Turf

The Rusty Surf and Turf is the action of charcoal grilling a lobster and a steak, and then shoving the steak up the ass of your partner and the lobster in their vagina. Then using a lobster claw to jack off and then eat the steak and lobster out of your partner.

I want to do The Rusty Surf and Turf with my partner with my left overs from the steak house.

The Rusty Surf and Turf by The big dicm daddy June 1, 2026