the turf

shitty fake grass in park slope where freshmen girls go to drink and smoke fake weed

lets go to the turf and get drunk off a white claw

by jaredhj May 6, 2021

check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

Off the turf

1. When a turf horse race is moved to the dirt because of rainfall.

2. Also known as the New York Racing Association (NYRA)

Hurricane Swifty brought so much rain the Grade 1 Dave Weaver was moved "Off the Turf."

by C mo Horses December 9, 2018

The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

The Greatest Show On Turf

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.

"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"

by bigjimdx October 14, 2005

I may be from the bog but Im not turf

Refers to people living in the Irish countryside or just outside Dublin. Sarcasm - Im not thick

Are you serious? I may be from the bog but Im not turf

by higgobia October 26, 2011