The Constitution 

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

The Constitution by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

The Constitution 

A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.

Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer

The Constitution by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 

The mandatory followed guide to law enforcement followed by none in Canada and triangulating once again on the little boys locked in the Westwood public school storage rooms with toothbrush holder hernias

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 is a abstract set of laws which not one medic or policemen follows after 3000000 libelous medical cases brought for marijuana legalization efforts. Suspended at leisure contrary to the 1948 ethics laws and the Ontarians with disabilities and vulnerable sector acts

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 by Cody5050 February 22, 2022

the constitution party 

A group of old white men with fucked up ideals that include the notion that one is not truly an american unless one's ancestors were here during the signing of the constitution.

It is really frightening that the white supremacists of the constitution party is considered the third biggest party in america.

the constitution party by suburbandaydreamer August 2, 2009

suck at the Constitution 

To lack poor judgment when interpreting or exercising law, especially in relation to individual rights.

Hey judge, that verdict is crap! You suck at the Constitution!

suck at the Constitution by philipacamaniac February 28, 2008

read the constitution 

1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM

The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.

Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!

A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!

A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!

read the constitution by nasalini November 2, 2007

Bring Back The Constitution 

A piece of shit user of the urban dictionary who spreads fake bullshit about democrats. Needs to shut the hell up.

"Bring Back The Constitution needs to stop fucking with us and go hang out with Rush Limbaugh."

Bring Back The Constitution by pseudonymchexmix February 17, 2019