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Texcession 

The popular movement in Texas calling for secession from the Untied States
The politicians up in Washington is taking all our freedom! Time for Texcession!
Texcession by Nathan B. Forrest October 27, 2012
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Texcommunicate 

Censure used to deprive or suspend Texas citizenship. Texcommunication may involve banishment, shunning, and shaming, depending on the offense that caused Texcommunication, or the rules or norms of the Texas community. The most common reasons for Texcommunication include the mortal sins of vegetarianism and/or support of professional sports teams such as the New York Yankees or the Washington Redskins.
Alvaro was a lifelong Texan, but was in danger of being Texcommunicated for considering becoming a vegetarian.
Texcommunicate by mriojas May 20, 2013

texclude 

v. To remove a thread's originator from the active conversation, sometimes completely changing the subject.
This thread started out as a post about my cat and now you people are arguing about French cinema. I hate it when you texclude me.
texclude by ctrlU April 2, 2011

Texcitable

Becoming excited when sending or receiving text messages.

Adjective.
Whilst instagramming a picture of himself he became excitable.

Garry has to have his phone confiscated when watching the home games as he becomes too texcitable.
Texcitable by Sarah Binner April 27, 2017
A combination of the words: Text and Excuse

1)To text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.

2) An excuse to why you didn't answer a text message.
Dude 1: Dude 2! Why didn't you answer my text last night?!

Dude 2: Because, Dude 2, um...my phone died...?

Dude 1: Nice texcuse...
texcuse by Mattfromboston January 2, 2009

texcrement

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.
2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.
Did you see what she just messaged me?
What a load of texcrement!
texcrement by Hez P July 23, 2009