Texcession 

The popular movement in Texas calling for secession from the Untied States

The politicians up in Washington is taking all our freedom! Time for Texcession!

Texcession by Nathan B. Forrest October 27, 2012

teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

texpression 

the expression one gets while reading a text message

Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!

texpression by hsprquared May 30, 2009

texpression 

When an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves.

Steve texts, "we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies :-( " while texting, Steve is actually making a sad facial expression. The act of Steve texting a sad face while making a sad face is a texpression

texpression by GosuGatena April 23, 2009

Excession 

something so technologically superior that it appears as magic to the viewer.

To the native peoples, the space shuttle most certainly was an excession.

Excession by Denton Troy August 18, 2004

Excession 

An out of context problem or event - something that is so large or different from normal that it causes a system or society to change in a fundamental way. Originally defined by author Iain M Banks and used as the title of a novel.

The corona virus is an excession. Now governments will consider giving money directly to the people instead of taxing them, as without the support everything we do will fail.

Excession by alexp700 March 20, 2020

Texcussion 

A discussion between two or more individuals via text or social media text. Ie; Cell Phone, Facebook, Twitter etc...

"Look Agnes, I'm going home. It's hard to talk to someone who is always in the middle of a texcussion with everyone else. You're rude, have a good night!"

Texcussion by The Commonsensualist April 11, 2013