texcuse 

A combination of the words: Text and Excuse

1)To text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.

2) An excuse to why you didn't answer a text message.

Dude 1: Dude 2! Why didn't you answer my text last night?!

Dude 2: Because, Dude 2, um...my phone died...?

Dude 1: Nice texcuse...

texcuse by Mattfromboston January 2, 2009

Texfused 

Texfused is like being confused, only it is entirely because of the nature of texts that it is confusing. For instance, when a text conversation fragments into two or more topics at one time and a person loses context of all topics because of it. One might wonder what topic is part of which fragment, when multiple text topics appear to be correct.

That last text you sent left me texfused.

Texfused by Nattall There June 18, 2016

Textcuse

A patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. The textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.

I was on my way to meet Magda at the bar when she sent me this maddening textcuse: "cant make it got super work busy. sorry!" Total bullshit!

Textcuse by ego29 May 27, 2008

Texcussion 

A discussion between two or more individuals via text or social media text. Ie; Cell Phone, Facebook, Twitter etc...

"Look Agnes, I'm going home. It's hard to talk to someone who is always in the middle of a texcussion with everyone else. You're rude, have a good night!"

Texcussion by The Commonsensualist April 11, 2013

thexcuse 

(n.) a thexcuse is the reason one gives for not working on one's thesis.

Zak: Hey, don't you have a bunch of work to do on your thesis? Are you gonna go to the library to work on it?

Hope: Nope, can't. It's dollar beer night at The Press.

Zak: That's a good thexcuse.

thexcuse by castlerocker February 5, 2010

The Six T Excuse

Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)

Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)

The Six T Excuse by PornSoldier December 15, 2006