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textclude 

verb
1. to use a text messaging device in an social setting, thereby excluding your fellow human beings.

2. The resulting alienation felt by the excluded company; a keeping apart; blocking of a relationship.

Related words: Textcluder, Textclusive, textcluder, txtclusion, textclusion, txtclusivity
I can't believe we walked all that way together and he textcluded me the whole way.
textclude by catalinacat May 30, 2009
Related Words

Textcluded

When a person finds out they are not in a group messenger chat group, normally Whatsap or Facebook Messenger but can be expanded to other chat applications.

This can result in the act of surprise horror, 'Texcludified' as in horrified. Thus Leaving the Textcluded feeling like a social pariah or outcast from their peer group, causing unnecessary anxiety and stress as to why they were not included.

This occurs when the person that has been Texcluded accidentally sees a post that has been shown to them and they see other people that are in their peer group also in the same group that they have been Textcluded from.
Bruv you coming to that party next week?

What Party?

It was posted in the group.

What group? Ah shit the one I am Textcluded from you mean?
Bruv you coming to that party next week?

What Party?

It was posted in the group.

What group? Ah shit the one I am Textcluded from you mean?
Textcluded by Zimfer November 22, 2017

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026