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textable 

JSYK, it's "textible", not "textable".
textable by kadatz May 19, 2010
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textable 

Adjective, refers to when a person is able to communicate via means of text messaging.
A: I'm going to camp for a few days
B: Will you be textable?
A: Yeah, dude, unlimited texts.
textable by The Kaucasian September 11, 2007

Excitable Boy 

Proper noun. A sarcastic term ascribed to a deranged individual who is enabled and empowered by others' ignorance and excuses. Often someone in a position of entitlement, whose privilege has gone unchecked.

A reference to Warren Zevon's 1978 album and title track, "Excitable Boy." The song is the story of socially dysfunctional youth who's antisocial behavior is constantly written off, even as he goes on to rape and kill and young woman.

Lyrics:

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
Jen: Did you hear what that crazy White-Nationalist asshole said on the news about 'taking the country back'?
Carl: Yeah, such an Excitable Boy.

excitable 

theres this new Rambo movie coming out, i haven't heard much about it but i'm excitable.
excitable by dandoon May 7, 2008

excitables 

the act of being excited.

to use on msn like so: *excitables*

why not use the word excitable?
well thats a bit common isn't it? x]
in context

"my hamster just peed on my laptop he was obviously over-excitables"

"oh my! she just did a forward roll into a glass table she's a bit too excitables"
excitables by Kay-herr-tee October 21, 2007
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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