texcrement

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.
2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.

Did you see what she just messaged me?
What a load of texcrement!

by Hez P July 23, 2009

excrementos

The not-so-freshmaker.

I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.

by senorguitarra May 17, 2012

pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

by chork December 3, 2005

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

Excrementally

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.

Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.

by TruculentPug September 7, 2008

Excrementuously

a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.

b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…

c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.

a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.

Me: I’d better not…

You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…

Me: Fine…

Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!

You: Were you also with diarrhea?

Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…

You: O’rly?

b)

Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?

c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?

Me: How could I ever forget…?

You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?

Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!

by Evolingualways July 28, 2009

Excrement!

soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.

Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!

by yeah whatever January 21, 2005