texaschilibowl 

Its when you get a telephone lube it up with some tabasco sauce then shove it up the ass.

Justin R. gave himself a texas chili bowl.

texaschilibowl by Matt Nolting April 28, 2005

Texas Chilibowl 

No one's quite sure what it is, but it involves Tabasco Sauce, a Telephone, and the Anus.

Trett Boyette gave the Sixth Grader a Texas Chilibowl.

Texas Chilibowl by Zorgoth The Relentless November 13, 2004

Texas Chilibowl 

After performing a Moroccan Mudslide, the woman will stand on her head, and the man funnels his own vomit back in to the womans ass and then packs in at least an ounce of cocaine. he then snorts out some cocaine, and then calls a male midget stripper. the stripper pleases the woman with a phone covered in hot sauce, while the man sits in the corner and beats off to aniaml planet. the woman then stands up,and the remaing cocaine, vomit and hot sauce is caught dripping out of her ass in a pot. This is performed by every lunch lady at your school, and the cocaine shit hot sauce vomit semen mixture is then used in another sexual act called The Sloppy Joe.

lunchlady:i love texas chilibowls
Midget: you and your husband are fucking weird
Husband: OHHHHH GODDDD I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET

Texas Chilibowl by JDubz October 23, 2006

Texas Chilibowl 

Something shoved forcefully up the rectum that involves a bowl of chili, a telephone, and a hundred feet of live wire.

Doctor: Son, what the fuck is that sticking out your ass?
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!

Texas Chilibowl by Adum50 March 19, 2010

Texas Chilibowl 

When one takes a diarrhea dump into another person's spread open, upwards facing, rectum. The dumper then proceeds to eat the contents out of the rectum with a spoon or spork depending on how chunky the chili was.

Guy: Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
Girl: Oh yeah? Then it's time for a Texas Chilibowl!

Texas Chilibowl by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008