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texal by LonghornFan94 August 23, 2017
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texas bug fucker
An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014
King Ranch, Texas
The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!
King Ranch, Texas by Starchylde May 28, 2016
Texas Tyrant
Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies
Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
Texas Tyrant by Real_American March 29, 2015
Texas Smokehouse
When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"
Texas Smokehouse by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016
Texas Wiz Kid
A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.
Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.
Texas Wiz Kid by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017
Texas Twiggy
Texas Twiggy by Doubt-tee Thomas February 10, 2023
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