1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail
2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.
Doctor to patient:
Dear patient,
Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.
Sincerely, Doc
Definition Two:
Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"
Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"
Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."
adjective & noun • a person, or the act of being, inflicted with textlexia, the disorder characterized mainly by the reversal of letters in an acronym or the inappropriate substitution of characters in an emoticon. Often is the result of fast or drunk texting. Can also occur while driving and text messaging.
Example 1: "2day my mom said my BFF was hot. WFT?"
"I meant WTF. I'm so textlexic sometimes"
Example 2: "I so sorry 2 txt dump U but if I call U i will cry and start cutting myself again :)"
"... I mean :( not :). stupid textlexia"
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.