the firstprime of apophus from stargate SG1 who defected against the gou'auld and fights along side the tau'ri (humans)
-teal'c has that look again...
-you mean the one that says I have doubts about this mission but deep down I know its the right thing?
-no, the other one...
-oh.. THAT one...
The male sexorgan, suffering from a blueish discoloration resulting from excessive fornication with Smurfs.
Jim: Yo, did you hear 'bout Tom?
Steve: Nah, what up wit' that fool?
Jim: Word is his moms walked in on him wit' his pants down, laying on top of his little sister's stuffed smurf doll. When he jumped up to go hide in the closet she had to laugh at his pathetic little blue-green penis.
Steve: Damn son, that bitch needs to keep his cock-a-teal in his pants.
Tealc is the best mobile gamer there is, he is the best singer because he sings with albino white teacher, Tealc can be a baby some times calling you daddy, his mom loves cooking him pizza and telling him to have a shower at about 6:00PM. Tealc is a kind boy-0 greeting you with a hug.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'