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teal'c
the first prime of apophus from stargate SG1 who defected against the gou'auld and fights along side the tau'ri (humans)
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Code Teal
Code Teal by aceofspades8 December 15, 2017
Cock-a-teal
The male sex organ, suffering from a blueish discoloration resulting from excessive fornication with Smurfs.
Jim: Yo, did you hear 'bout Tom?
Steve: Nah, what up wit' that fool?
Jim: Word is his moms walked in on him wit' his pants down, laying on top of his little sister's stuffed smurf doll. When he jumped up to go hide in the closet she had to laugh at his pathetic little blue-green penis.
Steve: Damn son, that bitch needs to keep his cock-a-teal in his pants.
Steve: Nah, what up wit' that fool?
Jim: Word is his moms walked in on him wit' his pants down, laying on top of his little sister's stuffed smurf doll. When he jumped up to go hide in the closet she had to laugh at his pathetic little blue-green penis.
Steve: Damn son, that bitch needs to keep his cock-a-teal in his pants.
Cock-a-teal by szsmll August 17, 2010
Charlie teal
Charlie teal by anonymous March 16, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.