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testiculated 

When a girl is riding you and leans back and then tickles your testicle.
I bumped into my ex yesterday and spent the night getting testiculated
testiculated by NiMmY February 6, 2015
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testiculated 

adj. The state of being male. AOften used in a derogatory fashion by ovarianed folk.

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This whole Syria-Turkey-Kurd fiasco is exactly what to expect in a world dominated by the testiculated.

Yeah. And theoretical physics. What is up with that?
testiculated by gnostic3 October 26, 2019

testiculating 

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.
Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.
testiculating by Martin Peake May 26, 2005

testiculation 

The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.
Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..

Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.
Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.
Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

testiculardar 

1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays
Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"
testiculardar by zc540 June 27, 2006

testiculation 

Wildly gesticulating while lying through your teeth.
"Lance Armstrong's testiculation of his blood-doping and drug-use was wildly reported by the media"
testiculation by BadPauly October 18, 2012
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