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testiculated 

adj. The state of being male. AOften used in a derogatory fashion by ovarianed folk.

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This whole Syria-Turkey-Kurd fiasco is exactly what to expect in a world dominated by the testiculated.

Yeah. And theoretical physics. What is up with that?
testiculated by gnostic3 October 26, 2019

testiculating 

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.
Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.
testiculating by Martin Peake May 26, 2005

testiculation 

The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.
Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..

Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.
Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.
Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

testiculardar 

1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays
Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"
testiculardar by zc540 June 27, 2006

testiculation 

Wildly gesticulating while lying through your teeth.
"Lance Armstrong's testiculation of his blood-doping and drug-use was wildly reported by the media"
testiculation by BadPauly October 18, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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