Testiculature
"My dad has the finest testiculature in the known world. The size and shape of them is enough to make even the most ardent lesbian wet herself with glee."
Testiculature by McGarnagle October 3, 2005
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Testiculitude
Having incredibly persistent swimmers.
Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.
Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.
Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.
Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009
testiculate
\tuh-STIK-yuh-layt\, intransitive verb:
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking
transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking
transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.
As a paraplegic with limited motor skills, Jim couldn't use his hands to emphasize his speech, so instead he had to testiculate. This often led to him getting arrested for public indecency, although every woman he was ever with was never unsatisfied.
testiculate by Zigfried December 8, 2007
testiculate
testiculate by David Earle April 16, 2004
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Testicularexplodoses
Tes-tic-u-lar-explod-oses
Beating your dick too much could result in a condition known as testicularexplodoses in which all of the sperm cells would explode out of the testicles in a similar fashion to a frag grenade.
Beating your dick too much could result in a condition known as testicularexplodoses in which all of the sperm cells would explode out of the testicles in a similar fashion to a frag grenade.
Coroner 1: Yup there's evidence of intense masterbation.
Coroner 2: Damn we lost another one to Testicularexplodoses.
Coroner 2: Damn we lost another one to Testicularexplodoses.
Testicularexplodoses by YaBoiDark December 15, 2018
Testiculate
Testiculate by Gis November 15, 2005
Testiculate
Testiculate by insertDongle May 12, 2010
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