Testiculature

The shape and firmness of one's testicles.

"My dad has the finest testiculature in the known world. The size and shape of them is enough to make even the most ardent lesbian wet herself with glee."

Testiculature by McGarnagle October 3, 2005

Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.

Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.

Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

testiculate 

\tuh-STIK-yuh-layt\, intransitive verb:
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking

transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.

As a paraplegic with limited motor skills, Jim couldn't use his hands to emphasize his speech, so instead he had to testiculate. This often led to him getting arrested for public indecency, although every woman he was ever with was never unsatisfied.

testiculate by Zigfried December 8, 2007

testiculate 

To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.

As he got more and more drunk, he was not only loud, he was testiculating wildly.

testiculate by David Earle April 16, 2004

Testicularexplodoses 

Tes-tic-u-lar-explod-oses

Beating your dick too much could result in a condition known as testicularexplodoses in which all of the sperm cells would explode out of the testicles in a similar fashion to a frag grenade.

Coroner 1: Yup there's evidence of intense masterbation.

Coroner 2: Damn we lost another one to Testicularexplodoses.

Testicularexplodoses by YaBoiDark December 15, 2018

Testiculate 

"To bust someones balls." Giving someone a hard time.

I was just testiculating him.

MAN! I've just been testiculated for something I didn't even do.

Testiculate by Gis November 15, 2005

Testiculate 

the pain you get after being racked in the balls.

johnny's balls testiculated after he was kicked in the balls by his little sister.

Testiculate by insertDongle May 12, 2010