Testiculature

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The shape and firmness of one's testicles.

"My dad has the finest testiculature in the known world. The size and shape of them is enough to make even the most ardent lesbian wet herself with glee."

Testiculature by McGarnagle October 3, 2005

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Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.

Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.

Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

testiculate

\tuh-STIK-yuh-layt\, intransitive verb:
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking

transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.

As a paraplegic with limited motor skills, Jim couldn't use his hands to emphasize his speech, so instead he had to testiculate. This often led to him getting arrested for public indecency, although every woman he was ever with was never unsatisfied.

testiculate by Zigfried December 8, 2007

testiculate

To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.

As he got more and more drunk, he was not only loud, he was testiculating wildly.

testiculate by David Earle April 16, 2004

Word of the Day on June 10, 2007

Testicularexplodoses

Tes-tic-u-lar-explod-oses

Beating your dick too much could result in a condition known as testicularexplodoses in which all of the sperm cells would explode out of the testicles in a similar fashion to a frag grenade.

Coroner 1: Yup there's evidence of intense masterbation.

Coroner 2: Damn we lost another one to Testicularexplodoses.

Testicularexplodoses by YaBoiDark December 15, 2018

Testiculate

"To bust someones balls." Giving someone a hard time.

I was just testiculating him.

MAN! I've just been testiculated for something I didn't even do.

Testiculate by Gis November 15, 2005

Testiculate

the pain you get after being racked in the balls.

johnny's balls testiculated after he was kicked in the balls by his little sister.

Testiculate by insertDongle May 12, 2010

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026