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phone sex by means of text message

funny how your girlfriend always wants to texticulate when you're out with the boys!

texticulate by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

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texticulate

tex·tic·u·late /texˈstikyəˌlāt/ - verb. To use lots of capitalization and special characters in a text message to emphasize one's words.

He texticulated wildly in his tweets, such that they were almost unreadable and nonsensical.

texticulate by Rambose Fierce September 14, 2016

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Torticulate

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.

As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures

Torticulate by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015

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testiculating

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.

Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.

testiculating by Martin Peake May 26, 2005

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Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

Premature Textaculation by mave73 October 9, 2008

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testiculation

The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.

Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..

testiculation by revenge_iz_sweet June 28, 2006

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Texticular Cancer

A sickness where people constantly text message each other throughout the day. Also can describe someone who wont stop texting and is on the phone texting ALL DAY. Can possibly lead to carpal tunnel.

I think Mandy might have texticular cancer because she is texting Sarah and shes only 3 feet away.

If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.

Texticular Cancer by Sean Mullett February 11, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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