Tenticulate 

Tenticulate (verb)

To wrap, cover or tangle in a network of tentacles or tentacle-like items or appendages.

1. Due to Steve's carelessness, the computer became tenticulated in a mess of wires, cables and cords.

2. David's hugs were so aggressive that Kathy felt tenticulated, smothered in his arms and other body parts like a small fish in the grasp of an octopus.

Tenticulate by ggirlcolo February 20, 2013

Torticulate 

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.

As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures

Torticulate by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015

testiculating 

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.

Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.

testiculating by Martin Peake May 26, 2005

testiculation 

The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.

Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..

testiculation by revenge_iz_sweet June 28, 2006

testiculation 

Wildly gesticulating while lying through your teeth.

"Lance Armstrong's testiculation of his blood-doping and drug-use was wildly reported by the media"

testiculation by BadPauly October 18, 2012

genticulate

VERB:
To talk to yourself in private.

Yesterday Sally walked in and caught me genticulating in my office. It was awkward to say the least. I'm not sure she respects me anymore

Sometime the pressure is just too much and I go genticulate for a few minutes. Then I can concentrate.

If Tiger would just spent more time genticulating, he wouldn't be in the mess he's in.

genticulate by Tom Sui August 31, 2010

testiculate 

\tuh-STIK-yuh-layt\, intransitive verb:
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking

transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.

As a paraplegic with limited motor skills, Jim couldn't use his hands to emphasize his speech, so instead he had to testiculate. This often led to him getting arrested for public indecency, although every woman he was ever with was never unsatisfied.

testiculate by Zigfried December 8, 2007