teseo 

is a really loyal friend who has good music taste, teseos are Dj's.
good friend, horrible enemy

i like this music i'm sure the dj is teseo.

teseo by hsnddksk January 4, 2017

testo-boy 

A aggressive dude with too much testosterone in his system. Usually found bullying others or being overly loud and aggressive while watching sporting events. Often, but not necessarily, seen wearing sports paraphernalia.

1.
Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!

Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!

Maggie: Testo-boy.

2.
Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!

Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.

Mary: Don't make eye contact.

testo-boy by ocius1 November 4, 2009

Testosterone Truck 

A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.

“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.

Testosterone Truck by Julesheart January 15, 2023

Testosterock 

Really loud, heavy, manly music.

Ned: Hey what's all that noise coming from your room?

Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.

Testosterock by Maurice DelTaco October 15, 2011

Testosterollercoaster 

A woman who whips up a man's emotions or virility so much that his hormones are speeding along at 200mph. At a G force of 50.

Testosterollercoaster.

Testosterollercoaster by WitchywooWillow June 30, 2011

Tessorexia Nervosa 

A person suffering from Atypical Anorexia (AAN) must show body dissatisfaction, intentional restrictive behavior, and fear of gaining weight while maintaining a BMI of <18.5 and typically fall within the normal to the overweight range.

HAES-supportive nutritionists, wellness advisors, and other non-physicians from within the industry have bastardized the diagnosis of AAN while attempting to free their clients from “diet culture” and encouraging those to eat “what you want, whenever you want”. This trend harms the person by not acknowledging the self-destructive behaviour inherent in bingeing and using food for pleasure. Many consider this a misclassification of Eating Disorders, primarily Binge-Eating Disorder (BED), in an attempt to separate themselves from the stigma and shame related to gluttony and overindulgence. Unfortunately, this is at the expense of those who truly suffer from AAN since they are already underrepresented in medical literature and considered not severe enough for treatment.

Recently, Tess Holliday declared she was diagnosed with Anorexia at around 350lbs. In contrast to her claims, her social media features a plentitude of sweets, cakes, and takeout consumed on a weekly basis without shame. Such a false diagnosis of Atypical Anorexia is coined as Tessorexia Nervosa. Often individuals who are suffering from Tessorexia claim to be in recovery from Anorexia and any attempt to modify their diet would trigger a relapse causing them to waste away.

I suffer from Tessorexia Nervosa! I’m in recovery from Anorexia! Don’t talk to me about my diet or I’ll starve myself again and it will be your fault!

Tessorexia Nervosa by unotmebye October 15, 2021

genuine testofap

A form of masturbation, aggressive and self destructive. A man that uses steroids masturbates in an explosive manor, preferably in the common gymshower.

Alexander Kejonen was tired and horny after working his biceps at the gym, he noticed a slight growth of the upper arms and decided to celebrate with a genuine testofap in the gym showers. The other men in the showers were cheering and shouting in a mix of fear and delight until ejaculation.

genuine testofap by Penfield January 19, 2013