Terned

"When you eat too many tacos and don't chit chat with people who don't like you, then write "mean" things online, and get kicked out of a group you weren't a member of."

Oh boy, Alain is going to get terned for his review for Verotika.

by minimouse138 June 27, 2019

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

turned states

converted from a member of a crime partnership into informant or witness, expose afore presumed secrets to government officials; trick-off, dime, rat-out, whistled, snitch

if his brother had not turned states on him, the unabomber would be a free man.

by jinbou October 3, 2007

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by Deadboydoor517 July 9, 2021

termed

When the boss invites an employee into the office and offers a permanent vacation--without pay, of course.

Dude, if you keep taking those extended lunch breaks you're gonna get termed.

by Mack C February 15, 2007

Ternader

A large funnel/tube shaped thing that comes from the sky from nowhere to DEMOLISH YOUR TRAILER PARK! Also known as God's Vacuum/God's Finger/God's Whiteout.

Billy: Holy shit Jimbo you see dat der ternader!?

Jimbo: Ralph Nader?!!?!?

*WHOOSH*

by Thass0dar May 20, 2010

Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016