unabomber

also refers to young poker star Phil Laak, who has appeared on World Poker Tour, for his uncanny resemblance to the early composite sketches of the real Unabomber.
The unabomber rolled on the floor like an assclown after winning a big pot.
by Joe Bone April 13, 2005
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a grizzly old dude with a beard wearing a hoodie and talking to himself. Does not carry a cell phone and screams at people using their crappy bluetooth earpiece on the phone in a quiet public place.
The weirdest thing happened to me today.

What?

This unabomber dude started screaming at me in the library while I was talking to my friend about The Regis and Kelly Show!
by Turgid Member April 05, 2011
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unabomber

Ted Kaczynski, the man who killed and maimed innocent people rather than fighting the machines.
The unabomber never had someone watching him use his macbook.
by click! June 08, 2009
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A person who refuses to use "new" technology, such as cellular phones, microwave ovens or the internet, for reasons ranging from pure laziness or technological incompetence to a form of pathological anti-technological snobbism.

Originally a man named Theodore Kaczynski who plotted to kill anyone contributing to techological advancement.
- I've waited for twenty minutes. Why didn't you call me?
- I don't have one of those portable phones.
- Dude, you're such a unabomber
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Unabomber

Contrary to popular belief, the Unabomber was more of a domestic terrorist rather than a psychopath. As with all terrorists, his motive to kill was purely ideological. He was severely critical towards technological advancement and how—in a way—technology would corrupt society. It might've seemed like an absurd and irrational critique 30, 20 or even 10 years ago, but now in 2021 where nomophobia is a real thing, the Unabomber's critique isn't that far off (just minus the terrorizing part).

If the Unabomber didn't choose the unnecessarily violent path, he would've made a great point. Many theorists have talked about the paradox of technology, where technology has freed us, but yet at the same time has enslaved us.

It is recommended to read Neil Postman's "Technopoly: the surrender of culture to technology" to understand more about this paradox.
The Unabomber was an unhinged thinker whose ideas were woke, but whose actions were flawed.
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Unabomber is die
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The single man who was responsible for numerous mail bombings on innocent people. He lived in a shack/cabin in Montana for many years, where he also kept a lot of his bombs. His name was Ted Kaczynski. The Unabomber was finally captured and sentenced to life in prison.
The Unabomber was a sick, crazy-haired man who slept on top of his bombs in his Montana cabin.
by A Baptist April 16, 2005
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