terdometer
A system of measurement based on the average size of a dump made by the average male used to describe the size of the terd or terds.
terdometer by mike koofe May 26, 2011
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nerdometer
nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.
adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/
adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/
n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/
n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/
adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/
adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/
n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/
n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/
nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010
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cat thermometer
When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.
1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
cat thermometer by Chris B dot December 24, 2008
Coors Light Thermometer
An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.
Coors Light Thermometer by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012
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