terdometer

A system of measurement based on the average size of a dump made by the average male used to describe the size of the terd or terds.

Hay Jake, I took a crap that was like 3 terdometers long!

terdometer by mike koofe May 26, 2011

nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/

You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.

nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

cat thermometer 

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

cat thermometer by Chris B dot December 24, 2008

Coors Light Thermometer 

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.

When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

Coors Light Thermometer by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012

100% All Beef thermometer 

A penis.

SUCK MY 100% ALL BEEF THERMOMETER!!!

100% All Beef thermometer by PSACS November 5, 2010

Dirty Thermometer 

(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.

It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer

Dirty Thermometer by Jo Nathan "Girl Pants" Millner March 12, 2015

asshole thermometer 

Another name for a rectal thermometer.

Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!

asshole thermometer by Telephony May 15, 2016