Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.

Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

cat thermometer

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

by Chris B dot December 24, 2008

Coors Light Thermometer

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.

When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012

100% All Beef thermometer

A penis.

SUCK MY 100% ALL BEEF THERMOMETER!!!

by PSACS November 5, 2010

Dirty Thermometer

(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.

It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer

by Jo Nathan "Girl Pants" Millner March 12, 2015

asshole thermometer

Another name for a rectal thermometer.

Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!

by Telephony May 15, 2016

Loose Thermometer

When a couple partakes in three 69 sex position and the female is recieving the most pleasure, the male's penis will hang from the female's mouth loosely.

He was eating her out so good that she forgot to suck him off, his penis just hung from her mouth like a loose thermometer.

by asdfgdog123 January 18, 2021