Textometer
We were not sure why he was driving slow but then noticed he was texting so his textometer was ten below the posted speed limit
Textometer by Bubba L January 15, 2018
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textosterone
The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.
textosterone by krotys August 19, 2008
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Textoteric
I sent him a textoteric message, asking what was his roommates name again while she was in the same room.
Textoteric by Stro June 15, 2008
Textosterone
1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.
2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.
Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938
2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.
Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938
Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.
Textosterone by Tonytoys September 30, 2012
textosterone
quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...
that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..
textosterone by chris morrell August 3, 2007
twatometer
twatometer by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009
titometer
A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.
1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"
-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."
-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"
-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."
-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.
titometer by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 6, 2010
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